It was a boring Saturday, suddenly, my dad gave me two piece of strange paper.

Check the picture above, one in the middle- bottom. It says "VIP Premium coupon". Of what? Of the Book Exhibition. So I go there on Monday since it was really boring in the Chinese vacation.

I went there by Taxi, and before I went on, I was fighting with my friend, so I'm not actually in a good mood(Because of some co-operation problem, you know, eh.), when I was on my way, I was talking on skype with my another friend(In English), so the Taxi driver was keep looking at me. The most funny moment is when I arrived, he says:"Two Hundred and Thirty dowllors(did not misspell)"

He thought that I am a foreigner so he try to use his TWaccent to communicate since I did not say any Chinese at all and I just give him the ticket to let he know where shall he drive to.

After I get down the car, I started to find the entrance which took me 5 minutes(Eh...) So when I actually went in its already 13:35. So I started to window shopping even though actually there is no window at all. And Remember the phone call I made on taxi? It hasn't finished yet so I was surfing around while talking on phone in English and looks like a freak. After an hour, I still can't concentrate so I decided to hang up the call. Then, bunch of promotion happened on me.

First, there is BUNCH OF RELIGION STANDS WHICH GIVE YOU stuffs for free. Something pathetic is, people who are giving stuffs must be a part-time catholic or part-time-dao jao since he gives me same stuffs for three times.

I've walked pass the stand of Catholic about 8 times, and first few times, because I was still on phone, so the Foreign preachers talk to me with English.

"Jesus can solve your problem, he can do anything. Check this book, see, aren't these books meaningful? It's for free."

I was like, C'mon, can you stop talking, the words on this book is bulls*** because the "solution" it provide is all useless such as stop thinking. It might ease your pain but it cant help to solve anything!

In order to get away from this, I said:"I AM A CATHOLIC AND I GOES TO CHURCH, I KNOW RIGHT!"(Hey, im really a catholic, but I only goes to church on anyone's funereal), but, it doesn't work. He starts to promote me another stuff, the book on the top of the picture.

"Oh Really? That's too great! Do you sometimes doubt that the words on bible doesn't seems that true? This book can tell you where did you mistook and correct your idea."

Please, I ADMIT THAT I Don't really read bible, but do you have to use this to test me? So I say, fine, take the book away.

My biggest mistake in my life, is to walk pass there again.

And my biggest stupidness in my life, is to walk pass there 6 more times.

You know why? Because there is Religion Stands everywhere. Check this picture:

These are all papers from Dao Jao and Budah, and because these stands are everywhere, so when I was trying to avoid some stands, I will accidentally steps into another religion stand. And the most exaggerating stand is the Dao Jao stand, check the black rectangle paper with white circle on it in the picture above, the staff gave me 3 exactly same D.M, apparently he is just trying to finish his work.

So finally when I realized times has passed, I went to a board-game stand and Bought A game named Land Unter.

It looks like this. Perhaps I will write an article about it some days.

Then I head to the science stands, but when I was on my way, I passed a stand, and they are keep asking you same question: "Are you senior high school student?", first, I said no politely, but after several times passing and got asking same question, I lose my patient and put my ear-bud on and trying to walk as far as possible from the stand across to another stand, but their staff head to the other side and ask me the same question! So I yelled back:"HELL FUCK NO!"

When I finally arrived at Newton's stand, I bought several magazine.

The most weird stuff in the entire bag is that orange green stuff, its two weird stuff i dunno how to use, so hell, it means nothing.

Then, I bought several literature book such as novels.

Even more, history books.

The book of Xici (Ching dynasty) and Middle-East area history.

The most interesting book is this one:

The man behind me is the author, basically he wrote a book about Taiwanese people's Racism about foreigner, sooooooo interesting, no company are willing to publish his work, so when he finally found a publisher which is too small, he had to sell his book himself. It's really interesting book.

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我不要做井底之蛙

Sorry he did not wrote an English title. If you can read mandarin, check it out! And remember foreigner won't think you are cool when u speak English, maybe they wants to show off their chinese too! They wants to be indicates as a Taiwanese friend instead of LaoWai (not polite way to say foreigner)

Finally, a picture from Escalator to 2ND Floor.