09.06-14 cuz the teacher just talk talk talk talk talk:First few days review of back to school

    Hey there,although we've been brought back to prison best school ever a month ago,but since we've got a week off,let's just pretend that I am back to school this week.
    Basically,today we will talk about more about my school and some funny stuffs happen between me and my teachers.So lets get started.
    We've been back to school at 9/1,and no doubt that our school bus arrive late.After I've step in the classroom,I realized that there is civics study in our lesson today.HOLLY CRAP.Remember I told you that we've got a 5000 words report HW from Mr.Ko?NOW WE HAVE TO HAND IT OUT.We don't even have time to do final edit because C.S is the first lesson of the day.

    But before we go for lessons we go to the lecture hall for the ceremony (of the hell) ,so we've start to move over there.But school is dumb.They did not turn on the A.C because of the politics.I can understand that maybe the morning in taipei is cool(approax.25 c) but when there are thousands of high school students,some of them are even sweaty due to the ball game they've just attend,EVACUATE REQUIRED. Toxic!!!!!But the teacher on the stage just keep talking,can't stop won't stop talking,it's like they got a talking disease,in their mind and they just gonna be talkative.(This part is actually a parody from Taylor swifts shake it off---You know I like her song!)
    OK.Now let's see what's funny in each subject.YEAH!CAUSE THE TEACHER JUST TEACH TEACH TEACH BEACH B*T*H.

[Chinese]

    The funniest thing top 1 this year in chinese courses.

    You guys must know that my Chinese teacher is a short lady,so at 9/1,someone told us she bumped her head onto the ceiling,so weird!She's probably 5 feet 7 inches tall only but she can hit the ceiling up in 11 feets?And she does not come to school that day.WE ARE CONFUSED but finally we actually find out that actually the ceiling fall on her,not she bumped onto the ceiling.Finally we relief.

[Math]

    On Monday,our teacher Mr.Chen give us a homework but when he pick someone on Tuesday's math class,the third class of the day,he does not complete the work.And one thing mention first.We've lost all of our break time that morning,ok,So our teacher speaks.

    "Why don't you complete the homework?"Get no response.

    "Why don't you rush up fast and complete it in the previous break time?""Because you just canceled all of our break time though!"Well...of course.Round of.....laughs.

    So after this,our teacher keep doing his lessons,but when my classmate L is noisy, our teacher told us to stand up for no reason.I am so angry about this,I will take back the good comment about our teacher,now,I am consider to report him,but not yet.Cuz something fun happens.Our math teacher says,we are gonna having a small quiz due to the riot.(Why is he using the word,riot?)And a student ask,which lesson?(He means which unit because in TW our company divide book by lessons.)Our teacher says,MATH LESSONS.TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL.

[English]

    English is always a very fun subject and there are always fun.However,my classmates always argue for weekly essay practice,I am always like,dude(and girls),you guys only write 50 words.I have to present 800-1500 per day or two days!And my english sucks.I mean grammer.Usually gets A+ in reading comprehension ,B+ in cloze and D- in grammer(I mean,in university grade 4 level english,if in our class,ALL A+,Too easy,so our school provide us elite students special courses,require to pass a test first.)Utmost perfect in listening,speaking but not writing.
    So this week we are on a mission,our teacher ask us to not make english teacher angry,so we have to stay calm,and then she noticed this,so she starts to try to make us "horny" by saying something guides to sexist joke and actually she's wearing a skirt.No teacher dare to do that but since she is not a newbie,so it is ok for her.Luckily no one has been trapped."EDGED"But then we starts to read the student book,she told us to repeat after her,and suddenly,she misread a word,from heart to heat(seriously) so everyone make mistake.Then she says,"I WAS TESTING YOU GUYS TO SEE IF YOU ARE FOCUSED."Men,that is...bullshit.
    However,our urgency process is still not end.She starts for the horny plan again.Once shes taught about emotion verb,she starts to make joke like Autocorrect Fail.(CHINESE,情緒動詞--情趣動詞),and we discuss the pop club these days,someone mentioned BigBang(A korean club)but our classmates says BIG "BANG".Then,I noticed that my deskmate starts to hold a chopsticks and keep rubbing it by hand. Seriously,like(and it actually is)masturbate.
    "WTF are you doing?"
    "She's hot.Can't hold."
    Well...

[Civics study]

    You guys know that I have to hand in my 5,000 words report,so the funny stuff happens right here.

    My classmate L,is performing on the stage,they are soooooo funny,but,I need to use the bathroom that moment,so I am very...you know,just can't lego.Here's what happened:

    They starts to say something,but exactly what they typed on PPT,so our teacher says,"why the hell are you keep speaking things shown on your PPT?"L stares at teacher for 2 second,then he continue his stuff,not even response.And then his helper J plays a super weird,funny songs.Does not suite the report. Everyone is laughing except me,because I am holding "it".

    

    Yep.so that's it for today,I will write you more about school in further future.